talesofturtles:
“rumi-usagiyama-midoriya:
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“ tiny-goddess-of-chaos:
“ skinth1n:
“ bloomoppa1:
“ seductively-eats-a-bagel:
“ dukemz:
“ awildbrookenbabs:
“ dukemz:
“ cuappatea:
“ blastlight:
“ nxw-yxrrk:
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talesofturtles:

rumi-usagiyama-midoriya:

antarctica–elektra-bonnefoy:

tiny-goddess-of-chaos:

skinth1n:

bloomoppa1:

seductively-eats-a-bagel:

dukemz:

awildbrookenbabs:

dukemz:

cuappatea:

blastlight:

nxw-yxrrk:

pantspooplover:

theblizzardsix:

sonsfantasies:

anayely420:

blackcatgodess:

noodle-dragon:

the-philosophers-bone:

acabosetotal:

harukami:

gothiccharmschool:

seananmcguire:

kanayahavethisdance:

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

🙏🏼

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

Mood

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

Why the fuck not

mr bagel do your thing

I HOPE THEY TELL ME I’M GONNA BE BURNED AT THE STAKE

I could use some good news.

Go bagel go.

For anything good that you need in this trying time

redmod613:

star-eaters:

aroboros:

butchfraggle:

butchfraggle:

i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain

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Two headed calf moodboard

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#reblogging agaim just so ppl know that reason why the buddy cant stay alive is cuz hes gonna die in 2 days or less#two headed cows cant survive and usually are born dead and have a lot of medical problems#so rather than a tramatic death they get put down safely#cant keep him but can love him enough to not let him suffer

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

silent-night-for-me:

So, soulmate au

That one about tasting what you’re soulmate is eating if they’re thinking about you (and you about them, I think). Where after meeting Stephen, Tony starts tasting incredibly awful things. And they only realize they’re soulmates because of Tony staying in the Sanctum Sanctorum for dinner and Stephen eating something like this:

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Bonus points: Tony helping Stephen remember what his favourite food used to taste like even if he can’t eat it anymore.

(via )

Anonymous asked:

Can you do a fic where All Might is starting to see reader but then she meets him in true form and ends up liking him more and so she breaks up with All Might. She had taken interest in toshi yet doesn't know its really him and doesn't see toshinori for a while but when she does she confesses. fluffy ending if you wouldn't mind 😁💛💛

aizawaismyspiritanimal Answer:

Dude I gotchu. Hope you don’t mind, Reader works at a coffee shop.

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Thankfully when All Might had asked you, it had been slow. There were maybe only two other customers sitting with their laptops and there was only one of your coworkers, a nice girl named Ren, for that time of day. All Might had come in, as he tended to do during his workdays, and was sweating bullets. “Miss ______, would you—”

“Ah, All Might-san,” you smiled at the hero warmly and entered his usual order, a plain black coffee. “The usual, right? To go?”

“Ahahaha,” The muscular hero let out a laugh. “Yes, of course.”

“That’ll be 216 yen,” you recited, holding out your hand. Your co-worker was already pouring the coffee into a to-go cup. They handed it to you and you held it out to the hero as he fiddled with his wallet.

“Would you be interested in going to lunch with me on your next day off?” Ren let out a small gasp and you instinctively pulled your hand towards yourself, the coffee sloshing and a small bit falling onto your hand which caused you to hiss and drop the cup. Your co-worker reacted quickly though, making a finger gun and aiming at the cup and shouting out a quick “Bang!”, shooting it a meter away from you and just out of range when the hot beverage spilled onto the floor.

You spun towards your co-worker with wide eyes. “Ren, I’m so sorry—” spinning back towards All Might, you flustered and stammered while he apologized repeatedly for startling you. The customers were watching now, jaws dropped, and with a quiet “…Yes, All Might. I’ll just… one minute please!” you pulled out the marker usually reserved for busier times. Ren was humming to herself, already mopping up the coffee while you jotted your number on the cup and poured fresh coffee for the hero. He thanked you, a big warm smile on his face, took his coffee and left. 

“Yo, ________, congrats!” one of your remaining customers, a regular, called over to you. Ren continued to hum, stopping briefly to apologize for reacting when All Might asked you, then proceeded to act as if nothing had happened while you calmed yourself down.

“Hey, _________?” Ren eventually piped up when the café was empty. “Did you even want to say yes?” You didn’t know. Maybe you did, maybe you didn’t. All you did know was that it was a surprise and you told Ren as such. “I mean, I get it if you didn’t,” the girl awkwardly continued. “I don’t think that I’d say yes to a popular hero. Fans be cray.”

Later on in the day, about a half hour before your shift was supposed to end another one of your regulars came in. A tall, lanky blonde man that never really spoke much. You knew his name though, from the one time he had come at a busy time: Toshinori. He ordered his usual, a herbal tea blend with a touch of honey to sweeten it. Ren had finished a bit before and had switched to her casual clothes, chattering to another employee who had started their shift. When you handed him his tea, his glanced down at you hand and spoke. “…Your hand, it looks a bit burnt,” he commented. Inspecting your hand, you let out an awkward laugh.

“Ah, don’t worry about it Toshinori-san. One of the results of working in a coffee shop I suppose,” you shrugged your shoulders and Ren took the opportunity to jump in.

“I was her hero!” she boasted, posing dramatically. “Don’t tell our boss, but I used my quirk to make sure that the coffee wouldn’t spill on her!” 

The man chuckled at your co-worker while you tried and failed to hide your smile. “It’s good that you were here, then,” the blonde told Ren earnestly before looking back at you. “Ah, I think…” he looked away awkwardly and dug into his bag before pulling out some burn cream. “Here, I’m surprised that you guys don’t have this on hand.” You tried to assure him that it was fine, you would just treat it at home, it didn’t even hurt really. But he just smiled, the corners of his eyes crinkling in a way that warmed his skeletal face, and pushed your hand away gently with the cream. “Please take it, I insist. Thank you for the tea.”

“Guys just like you, huh _______?” Ren teased after he left. You scolded the girl while she ran out of the shop with a skip in her step. All Might had texted you to arrange a day and time, and over the next few days he would come into the shop in the morning for his coffee and in the afternoon Toshinori would come in for his tea. And you felt a bit bad about it, but they were the two customers that you couldn’t help but compare. They were both very nice, but there was just something… different about Toshinori. He seemed more relaxed, more on your level. When the day for your date with All Might came around you couldn’t help but feel guilty when he complimented you at the restaurant.. He was polite, held the door open for you and seemed genuinely interested in learning more about you. But there were just… so many eyes on the both of you. Other than that, you were having fun. All Might was so endearingly awkward, he was funny and nice like Toshinori. And by the end of the date you realized something.

It was so unfair for you to compare Toshinori and All Might. Unfair for them, and unfair to you. So when your meal was coming to an end and he asked if the two of you could try going on another date you smiled softly, not wanting to hurt the man’s feelings.

“All Might-san, you are a very nice man and I really enjoyed today,” you told him gently. “I have to be honest though, I’m not… sure if I like you the same way that you like me. I think I might have feelings for someone else, and I don’t want to lead you on.”

It was almost like the hero had been punched, his smile faltering slightly. “A-ah… Thank you, Miss _________, for being honest with me.”

You reached out and took his hand, feeling awful. “Please don’t think it’s because of you, because I do like you. I just…”

All Might shook his head, his other hand resting over yours and hiding it completely. “Do not worry, Miss _________. Thank you for spending time with me today.”

The next day you weren’t surprised when All Might didn’t come in for his morning coffee. And Toshinori not coming for his tea had to be a coincidence. You figured that your shift change must have been the reason why you stopped seeing either of them for a little while, but not seeing them every day made it easier for you to sort out your feelings. It was small, just a bloom of emotion, but you liked Toshinori. And you made the decision that next time you saw him, you’d ask if he wanted to go on a date. You let Ren (the only one of your co-workers that you could trust with the information) know about your plan, and she clapped her hands together in excitement. “Toshinori-san is a very nice customer,” she agreed. “He usually comes in closer to closing now. If you can’t trade shifts, why don’t you just come in around then?”

You stared at her blankly. “But I don’t work closings.”

Ren scoffed. “There are plenty of reasons for employees to come in when they aren’t working, _______-chan. Paycheck pick up, checking the schedule…” She had a point, so you laughed and asked when she would be working her next closing shift.

A couple more days passed and you walked into the shop. Toshinori was at the counter, ordering his usual while Ren nodded along and noticed you. “Oh, ______-chan!” she called out, grinning at you impishly. “Welcome, welcome!”

“Hi Ren,” you greeted, walking towards the counter while Toshinori smiled at you awkwardly. “Toshinori-san, it’s been awhile!”

“E-er, yes. Good evening __________-san,” the blonde looked a bit surprised to see you, and you quickly moved behind the counter.

“Would it be okay if I made the tea today, Ren?” you asked your co-worker seriously. “It’s been awhile since I got to make anything for Toshinori-san.” Ren gestured towards the workspace and you got to work, trying hard to keep your hands from shaking as you wrote on the cup. Toshinori-san, would you go on a date with me? You wrote onto it, feeling your face begin to flush as you put in the honey, tea, and hot water. Completely flustered, you kept your eyes looking down as you handed him the tea and stood anxiously on the spot. Toshinori looked a bit confused, read the cup, and let out an audible gasp. Glancing up, you saw that the man looked just as embarrassed as you, but pleased.

“_______-san, do you have any plans tonight?”

fuckyahumor:

madsciences:

doom-exe:

madsciences:

onewingandabrokenhalo:

madsciences:

kilbaro:

JESUS?? 

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JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

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a true inspiration

Omgggg

(via i-draws-dinosaurs)


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